Your new bloody registration/ activation process.
Had to make a Gmail account cos your bloody software doesn't like my real e-mail provider. Jesus. I turn my back for a year or so and you lot bugger off to Hell in a handbasket!!
Came round to wish you a happy new year and lo and behold you buggers have gone and changed the bloody locks..... And the curtains....... And the carpets!!
Christ on a crutch, Jojo..... You better get your arse over here with a glass of YPV pronto before I start having palpitations!!!!
AND WHY DON'T THE FLAMING SMILEYS WORK?
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.........AND WHERE DID THOSE TWO SMILEYS COME FROM???