Author Topic: Here's a joke forya......  (Read 249 times)

159th_Viper

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Re: Here's a joke forya......
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2018, 05:26:36 PM »

After-all -just look at poor-old Helenkova -she's proper shagged-out.

That's Jester and his bloody Steam-Punk Rust-Room of Pleasure........... :o

159th_Jester

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Re: Here's a joke forya......
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2018, 08:06:14 PM »
Viper.......AND Mako......!!!!!!!!


My two favourite targets have just entered the firing range.....Erm I mean bar..........!! 


Hope you two aren't thirsty....... I've been here for weeks and the tight bastards STILL haven't fixed me a drink!!!!!!!

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Re: Here's a joke forya......
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2018, 08:32:30 PM »


Hope you two aren't thirsty....... I've been here for weeks and the tight bastards STILL haven't fixed me a drink!!!!!!!

Youíre in the wrong fkucing bar you crazy old koot..... told you that you need that monocle replaced ages ago ffs........

Now get your skinny ass outta the mortuary and over to the Arms pronto!

Oh wait, on second thoughts, hang tight, Iíll send someone to get you......

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Re: Here's a joke forya......
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2018, 02:59:23 AM »
Course I'm in the bloody mortuary.

That's where the best alcohol is kept. Can't beat to 100% proof stuff. Why the hell d'you think my eyesight went in the first place??   :P

159th_Viper

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Re: Here's a joke forya......
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2018, 03:29:41 PM »
Course I'm in the bloody mortuary.

That's where the best alcohol is kept. Can't beat to 100% proof stuff. Why the hell d'you think my eyesight went in the first place??   :P

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dramatically rolls eyes.......

Listen carefully Old Timer.......Iíll speak with a loud voice......

We caught Archer down there after a sordid run in with Comrade Svetlana, yes, that Comrade Svetlana, Comrade Helenkovaís cousin thrice removed and twice beaten with the fugly stick...... yeah, that one.

Well Archer was six sheets to the wind, swinging bone-saws, so we decided to exchange the 100-proof for paraffin and bury the bastards quicker!

Sooooooo......

GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THERE - that stuff will rot your brain!

Oh, wait......

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Re: Here's a joke forya......
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2018, 04:21:12 PM »

Well Archer was six sheets to the wind, swinging bone-saws, so we decided to exchange the 100-proof for paraffin and bury the bastards quicker!


'scuse me!!! Officers aren't allowed to get tipsy!

It's completely smashed, or nothing! :P